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As An Adult So Cash In Your Chips Early And Live Very Dangerously In The Now. Do

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Term Paper TitleAs An Adult So Cash In Your Chips Early And Live Very Dangerously In The Now. Do
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as an adult so cash in your chips early and live very dangerously in the now.  Do one thing that scare the shit out of you each day, like walking through a P.T.A meeting with an "I am a child molester" sign aroung your neck or if that's too tame for you announce medicade cuts at an A.A.R.P meeting.  Be ruthless with other people's hearts. If you don't "Fuck'em" over  first, you're just asking to get you're ass kicked.  But if someone is busting you're heart, throw yourself at their mercy, there must be some good reason they're dumping you, you probably really suck, and frankly no one else will ever want you either.  Do NOT Floss! Jealousy is one of our most productuve emotions, more gets accomplished in the name of jealousy than anything else. Trust your jealousy, it's your friend, when you fell jealous it's probably because you're losing badly at something that you're best friend is way better at than you are.  Forget compliments, they make you soft and are almost always disingenuous.  Remember insults, they are your only true clues to how you are perceived by others.  Throw away your old love letters, the last thing you need is for your new squeeze to find them and give you shit for it.  Obsess over your bank statemtents they are the true measure of a person in life. Never ever go for counseling, it's a sham.  IF you can't solve your own problems then do not breed, I repeat DO NOT BREED. You are weak and will be an unfit parent in a sense you have been naturally selected to not breed.  MAybe you'll get married, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't.  MAybe you'll be divorced by the time you're 40, and maybe you'll schtup a chicken at your 75th wedding anniversary.  Congratulate your self endless...

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