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Howdy Buckaroo! My Name Is Archibald Argon, But My Friends Call Me Ar. I Was Born On 1894 In
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| Term Paper Title | Howdy Buckaroo! My Name Is Archibald Argon, But My Friends Call Me Ar. I Was Born On 1894 In |
| # of Words | 561 |
| # of Pages (250 words per page double spaced) | 2.24 |
Howdy Buckaroo! My name is Archibald Argon, but my friends call me Ar. I was born on 1894 in
Scotland. My parent’s names were Sir William Ramsay and Lord Rayleigh. I was such a cute little gaseous
tike, but I didn’t like to play with the other little kids, I still don’t now as a grown-up. My dads told me that
I didn’t like to play with the other kids because I come from a stable, or inert, family. They said that means
I have no loose marbles (valence electrons) like the other maniac kids that go running around trying to steal
other people’s electrons.
Anyway, right now I live in room 18 of the Periodic Table of Elements. My apartment is all right,
except for the fact that the lousy toilet won’t flush. Bummer, huh? My neighbors say I’m a pretty plain kind
of guy—odorless, tasteless, and colorless. I have a bad problem with anorexia, I only weigh in at 39.948.
My two dads say I should eat more brussel sprouts, I guess they don’t realize that brussel sprouts taste like
dirt mixed with finger nails! Besides that ugly fact, I have eight brothers and sisters, but only three of them
came from my two dads (three naturally occurring isotopes). The other five are a bit hyper-active, or
radioactive.
My three brothers from my two dads are John Argon-36 who weighs 35.967, James Argon-38 who weighs
37.962, and Sally Argon-40 who weighs 39.962. If you ever came to my apartment you would see Sally
Argon-40 about 99.6% of the time, James Argon-38 about .063% of the time, and my good buddy John
Argon-36 about .337
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